I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
I ran into Isosceles. He had a great idea for a new triangle!
Author: Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately it's the government.
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately it's the government.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
Not only is there no God but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
Not only is there no God but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
To you I'm an atheist to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.
To you I'm an atheist to God I'm the Loyal Opposition.
As the poet said 'Only God can make a tree' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
As the poet said 'Only God can make a tree' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans.
If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
If my films make one more person miserable I'll feel I have done my job.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.