Wisdom worth sharing, words worth remembering.
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars would sign over half to me and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year.
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.
Marriage is a wonderful institution but who wants to live in an institution?
A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage half shut afterwards.
If I get married I want to be very married.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about.
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell it is simply purgatory.
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First let her think she's having her own way. And second let her have it.
Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without.