Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A word to the wise ain't necessary – it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.
I believe that if life gives you lemons you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka and have a party.