The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

The Lord gave us two ends – one to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all this too shall pass.

Expect trouble as an inevitable part of life and repeat to yourself the most comforting words of all this too shall pass.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

Maturity: Be able to stick with a job until it is finished. Be able to bear an injustice without having to get even. Be able to carry money without spending it. Do your duty without being supervised.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet a happy marriage has the tranquillity of a lovely sunset.

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is they are usually married to each other.

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life no matter what else there is it's not enough.

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things that are missing. If you don't have love in your life no matter what else there is it's not enough.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding mutual confidence sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.

Love is friendship that has caught fire. It is quiet understanding mutual confidence sharing and forgiving. It is loyalty through good and bad times. It settles for less than perfection and makes allowances for human weaknesses.