Author: Bob Newhart

Music

I don't like country music but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music denigrate means 'put down'.

Bob Newhart

I don't like country music but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music denigrate means 'put down'.

Marriage

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Bob Newhart

I think one reason for a successful marriage is laughter. I think laughter gets you through the rough moments in a marriage.

Marriage

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage my kids and my grandchildren. If you don't have that you really don't have very much.

Bob Newhart

I'm most proud of the longevity of my marriage my kids and my grandchildren. If you don't have that you really don't have very much.

Humor

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

Bob Newhart

I don't know how many sacred cows there are today. I think there's a little confusion between humor and gross passing for humor. That's kind of regrettable.

Graduation

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test which I would not have been able to do.

Bob Newhart

I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test which I would not have been able to do.

Funny

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person he may never utter a funny line.

Bob Newhart

I really don't know what makes a comedian. I think it's a family background and environment. Yet if you put the same ingredients in another person he may never utter a funny line.