I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.
Author: Eddie Izzard
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
There was no religion in my life growing up. Did God invent us or did we invent God?
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
I try to just talk about human stories and what I think about religion or teapots or whatever.
Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both… different. In spelling.
Religion and philosophy philosophy and religion – they're two words which are both… different. In spelling.
I just believe in the goodwill of people the power of people to do something positive.
I just believe in the goodwill of people the power of people to do something positive.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
Boy bands should be exploded from a great height. They're just pretty people singing music written by others.
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia – which may have some things wrong in it but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.
I'm quite good at taking in information so I voraciously inhale Wikipedia – which may have some things wrong in it but I think is generally more information than we had before. Last tour we didn't have Wikipedia. And then Discovery Channel and History Channel. I can take it in and retain what I think are the most important facts.
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many many years and then President Clinton lied about a relationship and everyone was surprised! A little naive I feel!
So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many many years and then President Clinton lied about a relationship and everyone was surprised! A little naive I feel!
I mean sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor and they just don't deliver because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful and they get that mixed up sometimes or don't even notice that that's the thing.
I mean sometimes… a comedian becomes an actor and they just don't deliver because the bottom line of comedy is to be funny and the bottom line of acting is to be truthful and they get that mixed up sometimes or don't even notice that that's the thing.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
I grew up in Europe where the history comes from.
I grew up in Europe where the history comes from.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food they eat the food they go away that's the deal.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food they eat the food they go away that's the deal.