Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
Your body's really only meant to compete at the highest levels of combat sports for a few years.
Author: Joe Rogan
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
Never stay in a bad marriage and don't hang around with psycho coke fiends.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
I never in my wildest imagination dreamed that I would somehow become a sports commentator.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
The audience changes every night. You're the same person. You have to speak your mind and do the stuff that you think is funny and makes you laugh.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was just standing there talking.
I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was just standing there talking.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.
If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can act under pressure.
If you can lie you can act and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends you can act under pressure.