If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
If variety is the spice of life marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
Author: Johnny Carson
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing you'll like yourself you'll have inner peace. And if you have that along with physical health you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing you'll like yourself you'll have inner peace. And if you have that along with physical health you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth inventor of television we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
I know a man who gave up smoking drinking sex and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.
My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day.