The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself during the rest of year.
Author: Johnny Vegas
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
I think if you're at the point where you're popular enough to sell your wedding photos to OK! Magazine then you don't need the money.
Oh I'm terrible at travel.
Oh I'm terrible at travel.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
I've got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one.
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
I'm getting positive feedback for my acting so we'll see if any other interesting parts come up.
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week vacation but I ended up staying five weeks and nearly didn't come home.
I've spent lots of time in London I studied in London I like London. It's just not my home.
I've spent lots of time in London I studied in London I like London. It's just not my home.
Comedy's so subjective and if someone comes to watch doesn't get it doesn't find it funny then fine.
Comedy's so subjective and if someone comes to watch doesn't get it doesn't find it funny then fine.
It is easy for me to love myself but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
It is easy for me to love myself but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
You can't be a proper comic unless you've been out on stage and felt the fear.
My work's never been accepted by my family but it's something I'll always carry on with.
My work's never been accepted by my family but it's something I'll always carry on with.
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.
I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don't seem to be particularly keen on them.