The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Men are not punished for their sins but by them.
Men are not punished for their sins but by them.
Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
Boys will be boys and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
It's pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path give them then the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire and their foreheads and their sides and their backs shall be branded therewith.
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path give them then the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire and their foreheads and their sides and their backs shall be branded therewith.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.