A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen.
Author: Kin Hubbard
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Peace has its victories no less than war but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
Nobody works as hard for his money as the man who marries it.
When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing' it's the money.
When a fellow says 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing' it's the money.
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Bargain… anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
It isn't enough for you to love money – it's also necessary that money should love you.
It isn't enough for you to love money – it's also necessary that money should love you.