Larry David - Best Quotes - Top Quthors

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name just see what happens.

Change

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Larry David

Obviously comedic styles do change.

Change

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Larry David

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

Birthday

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party and I'm thinking 'Hey I've still got it.'

Larry David

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party and I'm thinking 'Hey I've still got it.'

Hot Quotes

In my world history comes down to language and art. No one cares much about what battles were fought who won them and who lost them – unless there is a painting a play a song or a poem that speaks of the event.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Wushu is a move in Chinese a physical move. An attack. Wushu is like an art.

My first love is art and I see a lot of things in an artistic way.

The idea of avant-garde art is a very suspicious thing to me the idea that poetry is new and it keeps being new the way Chevrolets every year are new.

Any work that aspires however humbly to the condition of art should carry its justification in every line.

When thou art at Rome do as they do at Rome.

Rock isn't art it's the way ordinary people talk.

Tell me thy company and I'll tell thee what thou art.

Book-jacket design may become a lost art like album-cover design without which late-20th-century iconography would have been pauperized.

Art is nature speeded up and God slowed down.

Author: Larry David

There's also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny.

You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.

I think we're all good and bad but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out and then you can be funny.

If you tell the truth about how you're feeling it becomes funny.

Once I know people know who I am it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.

When you're not concerned with succeeding you can work with complete freedom.

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don't like to have hot food for lunch.

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back with a full head of hair. Or not even come back! Make a new life there with hair… Change my name just see what happens.

Obviously comedic styles do change.

The only change I can really see is that I don't have to shop for pants in stores anymore.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party and I'm thinking 'Hey I've still got it.'