Even back then I exuded self-confidence and that drives women crazy.
Even back then I exuded self-confidence and that drives women crazy.
Author: Larry David
Women love a self-confident bald man.
Women love a self-confident bald man.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Religion doesn't play any part in my life in terms of how I live my life. But I don't think I've ever gone through a day in my life without hearing someone say the word 'Jew' or saying it myself.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious.
I wanted to make a living but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I wanted to make a living but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy the frustrated guy the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh.
I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids and I still want to entertain that guy. The lonely guy the frustrated guy the guy with no money – this is the guy who needs to laugh.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off too because the kids are with their mom so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you get time off too because the kids are with their mom so it's the best of both worlds. There's a lot to be said for it.
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting thinking to myself That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
There are times when I'm driving home after a day's shooting thinking to myself That scene would've been so much better if I had written it out.
Well after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!
Well after the divorce I went home and turned all the lights on!
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.
I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good spot picked out.