I don't think women are better than men I think men are a lot worse than women.
I don't think women are better than men I think men are a lot worse than women.
Author: Louis C K
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
Breaking records is not something you expect to be doing. That's like a sports thing it's not usually a comedy and writing thing.
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch people smile at us.
When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch people smile at us.
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
Well when I was younger I lied all the time because once you understand the power of lying it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
Well when I was younger I lied all the time because once you understand the power of lying it's really like magic because you transform reality for people.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
Talking is always positive. That's why I talk too much.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies European movies and stuff and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
I grew up watching all these crazy movies European movies and stuff and I guess that I always laughed at things that were a little more offbeat.
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene and I loved creating those but I never really had great stories to string them together.
A lot of the struggle I had with movies is I really loved moments and tones and feelings in a scene and I loved creating those but I never really had great stories to string them together.
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
I never viewed money as being 'my money' I always saw it as 'the money.' It's a resource. If it pools up around me then it needs to be flushed back out into the system.
For my scale how I grew up and live my life I'm making plenty of money.
For my scale how I grew up and live my life I'm making plenty of money.
When you're a father in a marriage you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.
When you're a father in a marriage you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from her every day and you run down the list and it feels very much like a chore.