Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Women would rather be right than reasonable.
Author: Ogden Nash
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance yet we quit it with regret we make up our minds every night to leave it early but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
If you don't want to work you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
Marriage is the alliance of two people one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're wrong admit it Whenever you're right shut up.
To keep your marriage brimming With love in the loving cup Whenever you're wrong admit it Whenever you're right shut up.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
I hope my tongue in prune juice smothers If I belittle dogs and mothers.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
The most exciting happiness is the happiness generated by forces beyond your control.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
There is only one way to achieve happiness on this terrestrial ball and that is to have either a clear conscience or none at all.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?
Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy but it's very funny – Did you ever try buying then without money?