Rita Rudner - Best Quotes - Top Quthors

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit I'll break up with someone on purpose.

Great

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Funny

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Rita Rudner

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

Funny

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Rita Rudner

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

Funny

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Rita Rudner

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

Dating

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

Car

To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Rita Rudner

To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'

Hot Quotes

My first love is art and I see a lot of things in an artistic way.

In my world history comes down to language and art. No one cares much about what battles were fought who won them and who lost them – unless there is a painting a play a song or a poem that speaks of the event.

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece.

Wushu is a move in Chinese a physical move. An attack. Wushu is like an art.

Magic becomes art when it has nothing to hide.

Science is spectral analysis. Art is light synthesis.

The idea of avant-garde art is a very suspicious thing to me the idea that poetry is new and it keeps being new the way Chevrolets every year are new.

Any work that aspires however humbly to the condition of art should carry its justification in every line.

When thou art at Rome do as they do at Rome.

Rock isn't art it's the way ordinary people talk.

Tell me thy company and I'll tell thee what thou art.

Book-jacket design may become a lost art like album-cover design without which late-20th-century iconography would have been pauperized.

Author: Rita Rudner

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Before I met my husband I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times.

There are different kinds of humor some is sarcastic some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit I'll break up with someone on purpose.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.

To attract men I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'