Author: Scott Adams

Women

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

Scott Adams

You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he punches you first. And you don't argue when a women tells you she's only making 80 cents to your dollar. It's the path of least resistance. You save your energy for more important battles.

Technology

Technology will definitely solve all our problems but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

Scott Adams

Technology will definitely solve all our problems but in the process it will create brand new ones. But that's O.K. because the most you can expect from life is to get to solve better and better problems.

Society

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Scott Adams

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.

Money

When you hire that first person then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

Scott Adams

When you hire that first person then you're a boss. You've got performance reviews. You've got complaints about not making enough money. You've got people who are just going to sell your story to the tabloids.

Intelligence

If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Scott Adams

If there are no stupid questions then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Home

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess and working at home just seems easier.

Scott Adams

Obviously there's not much options when you're a cartoonist – you pretty much either work at home or rent an office I guess and working at home just seems easier.

Future

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.

Scott Adams

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing the only truly unlimited source of energy on the planet: stupidity. I predict that in the future scientists will learn how to convert stupidity into clean fuel.