I like children – fried.
I like children – fried.
Author: W C Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
I cook with wine sometimes I even add it to the food.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
Once during Prohibition I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
All the men in my family were bearded and most of the women.
All the men in my family were bearded and most of the women.
Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.
Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death where is thy sting?
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death where is thy sting?
When we have lost everything including hope life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.
When we have lost everything including hope life becomes a disgrace and death a duty.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.