Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.
Author: W C Fields
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy it's only a question of degree.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
If at first you don't succeed try try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
Hell I never vote for anybody I always vote against.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Never try to impress a woman because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
I never worry about being driven to drink I just worry about being driven home.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress and you've seen the devil.
Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress and you've seen the devil.