Wisdom worth sharing, words worth remembering.
Whether you are on the Right or the Left everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always debates. Being of Greek background it's in our blood to drink coffee and talk politics.
When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria – not necessarily by choice – but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.
We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean really. I mean not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is like really funny.
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention' it would be funny.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
I would have changed my last name if being famous were my goal.
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
I understand Tea Partyers' anger with the system but they are in way over their heads and often racially motivated and I can't be part of that.
That show 'The Amazing Race' – is that about white people?