If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every 28 days.
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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If I became a philosopher if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting it's all been to seduce women basically.
If I became a philosopher if I have so keenly sought this fame for which I'm still waiting it's all been to seduce women basically.
Once we hit forty women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka one for wine one for cheese and one for chocolate.
Once we hit forty women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka one for wine one for cheese and one for chocolate.
Women. They are a complete mystery.
Women. They are a complete mystery.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.
Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em but I wouldn't want to own one.
There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats.
There are only two types of women – goddesses and doormats.
Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.
Very learned women are to be found in the same manner as female warriors but they are seldom or ever inventors.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
I hate women because they always know where things are.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.
A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.