When I was a little kid I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there and a mummy. When they were all hassling him this guy who bought the house – I can't believe I remember this – he said to them 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.
When I was a little kid I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there and a mummy. When they were all hassling him this guy who bought the house – I can't believe I remember this – he said to them 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.