You only live once – but if you work it right once is enough.
You only live once – but if you work it right once is enough.
Author: Joe E Lewis
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that I won't play.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
The way taxes are you might as well marry for love.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.