My marriage is on the rocks again yeah my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
My marriage is on the rocks again yeah my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations – we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
We sleep in separate rooms we have dinner apart we take separate vacations – we're doing everything we can to keep our marriage together.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't drink from my glass.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips yet she won't drink from my glass.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world but he know he can't.
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still wants to reform the world but he know he can't.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately she was just coming home.
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately she was just coming home.
A girl phoned me the other day and said… 'Come on over there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
A girl phoned me the other day and said… 'Come on over there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
Yeah I know I'm ugly… I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
Yeah I know I'm ugly… I said to a bartender 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.