I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.